First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

Posted by admin at 11:26 AM on Nov 11, 2015

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What do you mean? She looks like one. Burn her anyway! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! The nose?

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. The nose? And the hat. She's a witch! I dunno. Must be a king. Look, my liege! Well, how'd you become king, then?

  • Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!
  • On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place.
  • And the hat. She's a witch!
  • I dunno. Must be a king.
  • You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!

She looks like one. We found them. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. Shut up! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

Dennis the Peasant

Camelot! Oh, ow! Well, what do you want? Who's that then?

  1. And the hat. She's a witch!
  2. Well, what do you want?
  3. I have to push the pram a lot.
What a strange person

Why do you think that she is a witch? Well, I didn't vote for you. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Where'd you get the coconuts? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Well, I didn't vote for you.